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Disorient Express

vitrioleuse manquée

6 October
F.J. Bergmann lives in Wisconsin. Her regressive occupations include selling used books and riding horses, as well as manifesting as the shadowy entity behind PoemFactotum.com, a poetry submission service. She claims to have an MFA from the School of the Americas, where she always got extra credit. Blame her for everything, including madpoetry.org and her own site, fibitz.com, where more of her dubious achievements may be perused. She is appalled by nature (human and otherwise), would enjoy gardening a lot more if they’d legalize pot, and plans to cook and eat her grandchildren, should any occur. One of her pseudopodia can reach all the way from the bedroom to the refrigerator. Her hairstyle and demeanor are deceptive.